How To Use and Elevator

How to use an elevator:
1. Push the up or down arrow ONCE...repeatedly pushing the button does not make the elevator come faster. It also does not help to push an already lit up button.
2. Wait patiently
3. Move to the side an allow people from inside the elevator to exit
4. Calmly walk into the elevator and push the button for your floor ONCE
5. Stand quietly and wait for your floor
6. Repushing your floor number at each stop does not make the process faster
7. Exit the elevator onto your floor

Common elevator courtesies:
1. If you can walk and the stairs are next to the elevator and you are just going up or down one floor, you should probably take the stairs.
2. Smoking before entering the elevator makes asthmatics wheeze and others want to vomit
3. Perfume gives everyone a headache
4. Control you kids
5. Do not hold the elevator for your family that is still unloading from the car. Just wait.

The elevator is the cause of so many daily frustrations. It makes me angry.